The phone buzzed.
James picked it up, not expecting any contacts.
"May The Fourth Be With You," it chirped as he activated the voice messagey thing. "Limited time offer, portal to anywhere! See message for details."
Oh, and also the notice for a written message as well. Hm. "Well, this could be handy," he said, talking to his phone.

After not finding Helen and having the feeling that his 'bump of trouble' was acting up, James made it a point to stop by the school to pick up some items ( Read more... )

James had an interesting weekend so far.

First, his rapier had turned into a woman.
Next, he and Helen shared a very lovely night at the hotel.
Now, he was trying to convince his sword not to stab everything with a chopstick.

He did not know where she found the chopstick.

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